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Hey Newspaperman …

Tigerstyle. Tigerstyle. TTIIIIIIIGERstyle.
There are many moments in life when you realize that you are getting old. You see The Jon used to have the system. The Jon would drive bumping around town with the beats powered by two amps popping from the trunk while throwing the “Time to scare old white people at a stoplight with The Geto Boys second album joint” look.

But that The Jon is gone. The Jon has now been replaced with Jo-wAn who drives his two daughters to swimming lessons in a minivan while listening to Steely Dan. At least it is not Josh Groban, then Jo-wAn would really need to wear a skirt.

Today it was too much. The Jon needed to be released. The Jon threw out the Steely Dan CD and was set to grab the RZA’s greatest hits. But there was still those two kids hanging all over The Jon’s arm …. Continue reading