Fixing the WordPress glitch, part 6

There are many people not in the know that try to claim Brett Hart was the best wrestler ever. They bought into his lame “The best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be” gimmick and then proceeded to wet their pants. Brett Hart was weak. He was a accomplished professional wrestler with great technical skill. And that was about it. He was weak on the mike, weak as an in-ring storyteller and was a champion at one of the lowest points in professional wrestling. And we are supposed to get giddy over that?

Look, The Jon will not deny the guy’s talent. But there was just something about him that rubbed The Jon the wrong way. After watching one of his 500 matches on the Mr. Perfect DVD, The Jon finally knew what it was. But The Jon had to wait a week to discuss with one of the only people The Greatness respects when talking about pro wrestling. Yep, Jay Z Lover.

So The Jon got the Perfect DVD.
And saw all of his matches with Brett hart.
The Jon have finally found out why The Jon hates Hart.
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Why is that?
Because he is from Canada?
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Racist … er countryist!
No.
When he puts people over.
He doesn’t really put them over.
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Perfect never did beat him did he?

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Probably not. But when he did lose. He never looked like he lost. The match was always dictated by his moves and his storytelling. In his most famous putting over … HE EFFIN WON.

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That is true.
When he lost
he still looked like the good guy.

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So it is broken down into four reasons.
1) Hart and Flair don’t get along.
2) Hart never puts anyone over.
3) Hart truly sees himself as a hero.
4) His matches are all the same with the same lame spots and five moves of doom.

I have to say I thought he was a lot better when I was younger.
Some of his matches were good
…Thank you HBK and Perfect …
but he does have the five moves of doom.

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That Perfect match was not that good.
And he faced Michaels when Michaels was the best wrestler around. Michaels had the match with the ladder. Michaels had a match with a stiff that didn’t want to lose.
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I look at the WWE roster now
and HBK may still be the best wrestler.
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As much of a bitch Michaels
was before he found god,
he is probably one of the
top 5 wrestlers of all time.

Flair
Muta
Stone Cold
Rock
Michaels

He was Mr. backstage politics
and I agree with that list.
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Man.
The Jon needed to get that off The Jon’s chest.
Never go on vacation again.
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Sorry.
I will make sure
to check with you first.
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Cool, by the way,
Brooke Hogan has breast implants.
Peace.

Fixing the WordPress glitch part 5

For this edition of trying to fix this site and restore the right-hand side widgets, Jay Z Lover makes an appearance. He is one of the only 20 or so friends The Jon has …. awwww …. and we started talking about Eric Young. Note, the Pharrell video is up there because The Jon can not … can not, put a Jay Z video on this site. Now The Jon know Jay Z has just started to write a beef rap against The Jon, but hey. Sadly this also brings in another Newspaperman quote from youtube. Notice the XXX’s:

i love him soo much he has STYLE/LOOKS and everythin else i love him sooo much xxx

Lets get down to business, OK? This whole thing started when ESPN “Baseball analyst” ie. stereotypical comic relief announced he would retire as a Rockies player or something.

F#$% eric young
and his buckwheat @$$

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What the f***?
thats not cool.

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F#$^ that B@#@%
and his shook and jive
act on ESPN.

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I liked him
on the Rockies
you hater.

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how is The Jon being
a hater to a F#$%& sellout?
You don’t know, dude.
You don’t know.

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Fine whatever…
why you gotta
make me mad?

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listen, it’s fine that you were cheering
him on in your diapers. That’s fine.
But, F$%@ that guy as a person and sending
minorities back 30 years with his jibber jabber.

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OK I agree with you there
and I was not in diapers…
1993 i was 13.

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OK, aquaman
underoos then.

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I was in diapers at 13…
took me awhile to get
the whole bathroom thing.

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You are not ready for underoos now.
But you can use The Jon’s
Robin Boy Wonder ones
when you are ready.

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Robin
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We
finally
agree.

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Fixing the WordPress glitch part 4

Catastrophe!

Carlos Lee envokes many differing emotions. He killed any hopes of The Jon making the playoffs when he went out and got his wrist broken from a Bronson Arroyo pitch the exact same day The Jon traded for him. But at least he is available to save this small town in Latin America from the horrors of horrors. Now granted, The Jon is running out of ideas for fixing the WordPress glitch of pasting a word document into a post that kills your right-side widgets, but come along and enjoy the ride.

Look at this kid. There is something extremely wrong in his world.
“Carlos! Catastrophe! Carlos! Please! Aiii!”

Now being the good humanitarian and homer, RBI machine that he is, Lee is obviously concerned.
“Help us Carlos! Ayiiii!”
So what is causing all of this? What disaster awaits? “Carlos! Ayiiii!”

There is only one drink left. Carlos! Catastrophe!

And it is so hot. Look at those hot guys over there! Damn you, sun. Damn you. Ayiiiiii!

Then Carlos does this crazy sequence. Sign ball. Hit ball. Ball rolls. Oh si. Bike ride with drinks. Ayiiii!

Town saved. Carlos Lee, you clever dog. And to follow in the spirit of fixing the WordPress glitch, time to make fun of Newspaperman. The Latino version of Newspaperman? Go ahead, click this …

Fixing the WordPress glitch part 3

TheBaseballStars goes global

It is not just delusions of grandeur when The Jon says TheBaseballStars is read by millions and millions of people worldwide. When The Wife wants me to take out the garbage and The Jon says “The Jon is famous, people in communist North Korea read The Jon.

The Jon is an inspiration to the free world and is single-handedly making the world a safer place.”

All The Wife does is laugh.
Laugh no more.
The Jon has proof: Go ahead click on the image.
Look at this. Some poor guy took all of the effort to translate our page and they get Stuck reading Newspaperman? All sad stories aside this is tight.
Somewhere in the world a reader is getting the message.
TheBaseballStars deliver. Word, son word.
The Jon in Korean?
the 존 : 창립자 겸

Newspaperman in Korean? Thought you would never ask …

Fixing the WordPress glitch part 2

Got an e-mail from the Hip-Hop Hindu today about M.O.P. and it got The Jon thinking. Normally The Jon thinking is not a good thing especially when The Jon is trying to get rid of the WordPress glitch The Jon so eloquently wrote about earlier today. So the thought went something like this: Who is more harder than M.O.P.’s Billy Danzenie? He’s been yelling at people for 12 years now.

Just look at this guy.
Real talk.
So it got The Jon thinking again. Who is the hardest baseball player today? First off, the guy can’t be no scrub hitting .240 or a pitcher sporting a 3.50 ERA. He has to be a top 25 player. He can’t be a heartthrob along the lines of Grady Sizemore and David Wright. The player has to be a guy you are willing to take to street fight like Danzenie over here. And he has to follow the long line of baseball hardcore players of seasons past.

The hardest player of today has to follow along the lines of the enforcers of the past …

Bob Gibson

They changed the rules of the game because this guy was so dominant. His mug was so intimidating Major League Baseball said “Hey, you are scaring all the hitters. We are going to lower the mound so they don’t have to change their pants as much when you look at them.”

Dave Stewart

Hey Dave, The Jon has never said anything about your Mom. Back in the late ’80s – early ’90s I said you were the bomb. Bomb. Not mom.

Dave Parker

Hey Dave. It’s your time to hit.

“I’m the Cobra dammnit. I still got two hits left of this.”

And the winner for 2008 hardest is

Fixing the WordPress glitch

TheBaseballStars have fallen victim the copy from Word glitch. It seems if you copy content from any word processing program onto WordPress, your left side widgets go to the bottom of the page.

Hey, The Jon blames himself. The Jon probably did it when posting yesterday. Seeing how The Jon does not have time to clean up the HTML coding, The Jon will just post random stuff to get rid of the post messing everything up. Let’s start by talking about the hottest search on this site. Albert Pujols’ wife.

Nervermind Pujols has gone and solidified himself as the No. 1 pick in next season Fantasy Baseball draft. A high average combined with his power numbers can do that.

No it seems Pujols wife is getting all the attention. People do the search, get knocked to The Jon’s “On a mission from … Day 1” and then say “Aw damnit, where’s that 2002 Sports Illustrated swimsuit picture of her?” and then go somewhere else.

Look, The Jon can’t get that photo for you. SI has one of the best copyright laws out there and can sue The Jon for all of his $2,500.

The Jon can’t also tell you where you could find that photo. You could be married and The Jon doesn’t want a divorce on The Jon’s conscience. So instead here is the video and other photos … enjoy.

The worst thing of all of this is the appearance of Newspaperman on the youtube video. Here is what he wrote. Notice the wink smile face at the end.

there’s nothin hotterrrr than a christian baseball playerr (:
espically one that looks like that 😉

And what is with all of this Deidre love?
What about Deidre Hall?

She was on “Our House.”