There are many people not in the know that try to claim Brett Hart was the best wrestler ever. They bought into his lame “The best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be” gimmick and then proceeded to wet their pants. Brett Hart was weak. He was a accomplished professional wrestler with great technical skill. And that was about it. He was weak on the mike, weak as an in-ring storyteller and was a champion at one of the lowest points in professional wrestling. And we are supposed to get giddy over that?
Look, The Jon will not deny the guy’s talent. But there was just something about him that rubbed The Jon the wrong way. After watching one of his 500 matches on the Mr. Perfect DVD, The Jon finally knew what it was. But The Jon had to wait a week to discuss with one of the only people The Greatness respects when talking about pro wrestling. Yep, Jay Z Lover.
So The Jon got the Perfect DVD.
And saw all of his matches with Brett hart.
The Jon have finally found out why The Jon hates Hart.
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Why is that?
Because he is from Canada?
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Racist … er countryist!
No.
When he puts people over.
He doesn’t really put them over.
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Perfect never did beat him did he?
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Probably not. But when he did lose. He never looked like he lost. The match was always dictated by his moves and his storytelling. In his most famous putting over … HE EFFIN WON.
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That is true.
When he lost
he still looked like the good guy.
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So it is broken down into four reasons.
1) Hart and Flair don’t get along.
2) Hart never puts anyone over.
3) Hart truly sees himself as a hero.
4) His matches are all the same with the same lame spots and five moves of doom.
I have to say I thought he was a lot better when I was younger.
Some of his matches were good
…Thank you HBK and Perfect …
but he does have the five moves of doom.
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That Perfect match was not that good.
And he faced Michaels when Michaels was the best wrestler around. Michaels had the match with the ladder. Michaels had a match with a stiff that didn’t want to lose.
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I look at the WWE roster now
and HBK may still be the best wrestler.
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As much of a bitch Michaels
was before he found god,
he is probably one of the
top 5 wrestlers of all time.
Flair
Muta
Stone Cold
Rock
Michaels
He was Mr. backstage politics
and I agree with that list.
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Man.
The Jon needed to get that off The Jon’s chest.
Never go on vacation again.
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Sorry.
I will make sure
to check with you first.
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Cool, by the way,
Brooke Hogan has breast implants.
Peace.
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