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Dear TBS, Part One Million

Where the hell is my baseball!?!?!?!?!?!?! I’ve been watching this godforsaken channel for an hour now waiting for the pre-game show and the start of Game Six of the ALCS, and right now I’m stuck watching some stupid-ass sitcom. I’ve tried to call your customer service number, and it is busy. The game has started and I’m watching crap from the 1990s. Thanks for the nothing, idiots. Very Unfunny.

Update: Looks like TBS fixed their “technical difficulties.” Quote of the night: “You haven’t missed much,” Chip Caray. Yeah, not much at all. Just the entire pre-game show, and BJ Upton’s first-inning homer.

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